Let's circulate rumours saying it's been scientifically proven that bobbittizing one's self leads to better sex.
by ragamuffin318 November 1, 2009
Clinically proven may mean virtually anything... including nothing. A "clinically proven" statement in advertising is an effective sales pitch, usually a vague claim that requires no hard evidence and isn't easy to disprove. As long as the mandatory "These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA (...)" disclaimer is on the label, it's not necessary to have competent and reliable scientific evidence to back it up.
When used along a sensible diet and exercise program, our new eggplant extract is clinically proven to promote weight loss!
by Flixxx November 27, 2007
by regawsnor August 2, 2016
A statement that's 100% true no matter what anyone else says. Ever. Unlike the misleading title, there is no need for actual PROVEN facts. Often used in situations where couples fight over who loves each other more.
It is a proven fact that Olivia loves Amanda more.
Olivia: "It is a proven fact that I love you more"
Amanda: "Prove it!"
Olivia: "I don't need to."
Olivia: "It is a proven fact that I love you more"
Amanda: "Prove it!"
Olivia: "I don't need to."
by always damn right November 19, 2009
A woman who, by virtue of having a baby with her, or is undeniably pregnant, has proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that she is not a virgin. She has put out. At least once.
James: How bout that girl over there?
Greg: Naw, man, she's pushing a stroller.
James: C'mon! That just means she's a proven performer!
Greg: Naw, man, she's pushing a stroller.
James: C'mon! That just means she's a proven performer!
by Bructus January 21, 2011
by Daboween January 6, 2017
Chad loving Samantha most is literally the most well documented, thoroughly proven fact in human history, nobody could doubt it.
by Definitely not chad October 24, 2023