Proud Owner

Any customer who purchases something that is non refundable.

"That guy is a proud owner"

Proud Owner by Mark January 18, 2004

proud owner of the anitwitter discord 

When you have sunk to the lowest point of existence

Mamidre: I am a proud owner of the anitwitter discord

proud owner of the anitwitter discord by FormerOwnerOfautism October 30, 2017

I am the proud owner of 12 inches 

Buy the mug

I am the proud owner of 12 inches of pure sausage.

I am the proud owner of 12 inches by DangerousNonce6 July 7, 2021

Proud Ford F-150 Owner 

45 year old man going through a midlife crisis. Lives in Florida. Has a mullet. Ex-Convict. Probably stares at the children's genitalia at the playground. Goes mudding with his 12 year old son. His wife left him because he drinks non stop and licks her without consent. Listens to Nickelback 24/7. He stands up for his country. Supports Trump. Has a confederate flag on the back of his truck and always keeps a cigarette in his mouth.

My name is Harris and I am a proud Ford F-150 owner. Father of 7, and 3 ex wives. I Love the U.S. and little girls/boys.

Proud Ford F-150 Owner by mellowyellowbro October 28, 2019

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004