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proud owner of the anitwitter discord 

Mamidre: I am a proud owner of the anitwitter discord

I am the proud owner of 12 inches 

I am the proud owner of 12 inches of pure sausage.

Proud Ford F-150 Owner 

45 year old man going through a midlife crisis. Lives in Florida. Has a mullet. Ex-Convict. Probably stares at the children's genitalia at the playground. Goes mudding with his 12 year old son. His wife left him because he drinks non stop and licks her without consent. Listens to Nickelback 24/7. He stands up for his country. Supports Trump. Has a confederate flag on the back of his truck and always keeps a cigarette in his mouth.
My name is Harris and I am a proud Ford F-150 owner. Father of 7, and 3 ex wives. I Love the U.S. and little girls/boys.