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Protoesal 

The act of a marriage proposal performed using one's own feet.
Damn homie, can you believe Joshua just gave Jessica the old fashioned protoesal?

Holy ****! That ****'* crazy, *****. I can't believe he went to Jared!
Protoesal by joshuadavis May 18, 2014
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Fart Proposal 

A wedding proposal that consists of a naked man walking up to a table covered in flour which he proceeds to fart on and blow away, revealing lettering in stuck flour that reads 'Will you marry me?'.
My boyfriend fart-proposed to me yesterday. I said yes! His fart proposal was amazing!
Fart Proposal by hermandogonzales December 13, 2010

sandbox proposal

A proposal of marriage made by two young children for fun (ex. when playing house), or for real. Neither is expected to uphold their end of the bargain, and it is often forgotten as the children age
We were so young I did not expect him to remember our sandbox proposal, but here he is eighteen years later with a ring.

Proposal Boner

When a man takes a knee to propose to said lady, and after is all said and done is sporting major wood on the way up.
And as Jason said "Will you marry me?" she could'nt help but notice the massive erection in wake of all the emotion.

she simply replied "Do you have a proposal boner?"

"Why, yes I do..."

"Well then yes, I will marry you"
Proposal Boner by italion donkey October 2, 2010

the proposal 

When, typically a male, gets down on bended knee and composes himself for a moment, all in an effort to ... readjust his posture and improve the ergonomics of jerking off at his computer station.

As technology improves and retina displays are available for purchase, countless hours of self mastery must be accompanied by proper ergonomics.
After many failed relationships, Jake was debating whether he should try the proposal. He took a knee and settled in for what was to be an extended session of left handed trackpadding and right handed tug toning, all while maintaing proper posture and good line of sight.
the proposal by greenspan November 29, 2012

Modest Proposal 

/n/ suggestion made in satire, from the famous original by Jonathan Swift, in which he suggested solving the Irish potato famine by eating babies. See also straw man
A modest proposal: our new school dress policy should require all students to go entirely without clothes or jewelry, to reduce rampant comsumerism and objectionable messages on T-Shirts.
Modest Proposal by pete mac May 6, 2007

Poop proposal

When you propose to someone by shitting in your hand and if they say yes then you smear it on their hand instead of a ring
Jennifer: Did you hear that Bill is marrying his girlfriend? It was so cute!
Bill: It was a poop proposal.
Jennifer: EWW!
Poop proposal by Fake Bucket December 20, 2019
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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