protarded
protarded by artnotwarplease March 20, 2009
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Protarded
When someone thinks they’re so good at something they could make the competitive scene/ profit off their skills (mostly video games) when in reality they’re literal dog water.
Dude that girl we were playing Valorant with earlier was so protarded, I don’t know how she thinks she is good.
Protarded by PoggersGuys August 2, 2021
Poortarded
Poortarded by The In and Out Kids September 11, 2005
Projared move
When the odds are against you on the Internet and it seems like all hope is lost but you comeback with facts and logic
Me: *sees that everyone on the Internet is mad at me for something I didn’t do* I’m going to what’s called a “projared move”
Projared move by Theonetruegamer October 23, 2019
photarded
Adjective.
1.) A personality trait belonging to those who look stupid in any and all photographs ever taken of them.
Does not apply to people who look stupid outside of photographs.
2.) Can be used singularly, as in referencing one photo.
1.) A personality trait belonging to those who look stupid in any and all photographs ever taken of them.
Does not apply to people who look stupid outside of photographs.
2.) Can be used singularly, as in referencing one photo.
Pertarded
A person who is pertard is at the entry level of retardedness. They may say and do dumb things but are not at the stage of drooling or window licking.
Pertarded by Tony Balony the Phony March 25, 2019
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