Prostecution

Prosecution for being a prostitute.

Accusing someone of being a whore or a prostitute.

Dude you gotta stop the prostecution about the teacher.

by Blb074 December 12, 2018

Political Prostitution

The term originated in Iloilo City, Philippines. It means using the funds of one candidate to benefit their rival canditates. Turning one's own political contributions against oneself by deception and giving the contributed funds to a rival candidate(s). A double whammy.

Political Prostitution is rife in Iloilo City especially during elections.

by Cyclonetrading November 24, 2021

Witness Protection

A thing that Michael Townley(now Michael De Santa) was not in

"Michael was in witness protection"

WITNESS PROTECTION FOR WHAT!? NOBODY WAS CONVICTED OF ANYTHING

by Pigeon_builder June 24, 2021

Witness Protection For What

A wise thing some small streamer dude called viper dark or some shit like that said

Person 1: Witness protection for what?!?
Person 2: No one was convicted of anything!!!

by witnessprotectionforwhat April 14, 2022

Protection

Something my parents should’ve used when they made me.

“Dad, why didnt you use protection”

by McMinion March 17, 2020

splash protection

The application of toilet paper to the surface of the toilet bowl water in order to prevent the up-splash of water while releasing your load.

Jack: Finished in there?

John: Yeah man. The water level is high, make sure you use splash protection or you'll get the ass splash.

by ardeliskane May 22, 2008

Prostitution Whore

A jack of all trades type of whore.

One that offers her used up body for money & coke.

Sleeps around with married men
Strips and does phone sex to support her coke habit inbetween men
Gets engaged often (more than 5 times)

Has sex with men after the first date no matter the time or place
Denies all allegations of any wrongdoing, including sleeping with random men, making sex tapes & plays the victim.

Danielle Staub

Teresa: Obviously, there has to be SOMETHING ELSE, its not just name change & arrested.

Danielle: denying this, restating that she was "just arrested"

Teresa: You we're STRIPPING, YOU PROSTITUTION WHORE, YOU WE'RE FUCKING ENGAGED, (slamming the table) 19 TIMES!!!
Teresa: YOU FUCKING STUPID BITCH!! (proceeds to flip table).
Teresa: You we're FUCKING A GUY, IN MY HOUSE!!!

Danielle: (denying all allegations) I needed to have a table thrown at me, because I had a book written about me???

by rovvie September 10, 2010