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Political Prostitution 

The term originated in Iloilo City, Philippines. It means using the funds of one candidate to benefit their rival canditates. Turning one's own political contributions against oneself by deception and giving the contributed funds to a rival candidate(s). A double whammy.
Political Prostitution is rife in Iloilo City especially during elections.

Witness Protection

A thing that Michael Townley(now Michael De Santa) was not in
"Michael was in witness protection"

WITNESS PROTECTION FOR WHAT!? NOBODY WAS CONVICTED OF ANYTHING

Witness Protection For What 

A wise thing some small streamer dude called viper dark or some shit like that said
Person 1: Witness protection for what?!?
Person 2: No one was convicted of anything!!!

Protection 

Something my parents should’ve used when they made me.
“Dad, why didnt you use protection”
Protection by McMinion March 17, 2020

splash protection

The application of toilet paper to the surface of the toilet bowl water in order to prevent the up-splash of water while releasing your load.
Jack: Finished in there?

John: Yeah man. The water level is high, make sure you use splash protection or you'll get the ass splash.

Prostitution Whore 

A jack of all trades type of whore.

One that offers her used up body for money & coke.

Sleeps around with married men
Strips and does phone sex to support her coke habit inbetween men
Gets engaged often (more than 5 times)

Has sex with men after the first date no matter the time or place
Denies all allegations of any wrongdoing, including sleeping with random men, making sex tapes & plays the victim.
Danielle Staub

Teresa: Obviously, there has to be SOMETHING ELSE, its not just name change & arrested.

Danielle: denying this, restating that she was "just arrested"

Teresa: You we're STRIPPING, YOU PROSTITUTION WHORE, YOU WE'RE FUCKING ENGAGED, (slamming the table) 19 TIMES!!!
Teresa: YOU FUCKING STUPID BITCH!! (proceeds to flip table).
Teresa: You we're FUCKING A GUY, IN MY HOUSE!!!

Danielle: (denying all allegations) I needed to have a table thrown at me, because I had a book written about me???
Prostitution Whore by rovvie September 10, 2010
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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