Proscuito

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The thinnest hog you ever did see. Often mistaken for ham. Great on pizza. Too bad you can't get good pizza in north america.

The proscuito on that italian pizza was exceptional.

Proscuito by Pseudonymous Smith June 27, 2011

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prosciutto curtains

Piss flaps or labia majora that resemble a dry-cured ham that is usually thinly sliced and served uncooked.

That chick I hooked up with had really sexy prosciutto curtains that hung down like soft fleshy saddle bags and made me hungry for antipasto.

prosciutto curtains by sbp1029 November 5, 2013

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Prosciutto

Dry-ish sweet tasting ham from Italy. Very thinly sliced and it tastes AWESOME. There doesn't seem to be enough of it.

I want some prosciutto in my sandwich.

Prosciutto by DarkyFish November 2, 2013

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prostitoad

An unusually fat and ugly hooker.

Wow! You mean Miss Thing is a prostitoad? I'm surprised she can GIVE it away.

prostitoad by Cuntoleezza Rice January 31, 2007

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Prostitoy

A boy with too much makeup and too little clothes. (See Prostitot except a boy)

Scott put on his assless chaps and went out to play on the swings to pick up men. Fuckin prostitoy...

Prostitoy by TheTamboureenz October 28, 2010

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Prosciutto

Stand ability: ok boomer

Prosciutto be turning people on the train into boomers🤑

Prosciutto by Johnny Unlimited November 11, 2019

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Prostitot

A young girl with too much makeup and not enough clothes.

That prostitot should put on some clothes.

Prostitot by Jason December 18, 2003

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fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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funflation

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.

I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.

funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023

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swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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