Proscuito 

The thinnest hog you ever did see. Often mistaken for ham. Great on pizza. Too bad you can't get good pizza in north america.

The proscuito on that italian pizza was exceptional.

Proscuito by Pseudonymous Smith June 27, 2011

prosciutto curtains 

Piss flaps or labia majora that resemble a dry-cured ham that is usually thinly sliced and served uncooked.

That chick I hooked up with had really sexy prosciutto curtains that hung down like soft fleshy saddle bags and made me hungry for antipasto.

prosciutto curtains by sbp1029 November 5, 2013

Prosciutto 

Dry-ish sweet tasting ham from Italy. Very thinly sliced and it tastes AWESOME. There doesn't seem to be enough of it.

I want some prosciutto in my sandwich.

Prosciutto by DarkyFish November 2, 2013

prostitoad 

An unusually fat and ugly hooker.

Wow! You mean Miss Thing is a prostitoad? I'm surprised she can GIVE it away.

prostitoad by Cuntoleezza Rice January 31, 2007

Prostitoy 

A boy with too much makeup and too little clothes. (See Prostitot except a boy)

Scott put on his assless chaps and went out to play on the swings to pick up men. Fuckin prostitoy...

Prostitoy by TheTamboureenz October 28, 2010

Prosciutto 

Stand ability: ok boomer

Prosciutto be turning people on the train into boomers🤑

Prosciutto by Johnny Unlimited November 11, 2019

Prostitot

A young girl with too much makeup and not enough clothes.

That prostitot should put on some clothes.

Prostitot by Jason December 18, 2003