Property of Ones 

A bougus mathematical Theorum by Strongbad graduate of Crazy go nuts university: The oneitude is directly proportional to the colditude of the one. In laymans terms, A one that is not cold is scarcely a one at all

Acording to the Property of Ones, this one has a low oneitude level

Property of Ones by Jeff October 8, 2003

Property of Ones 

A very important and benefitial rule for drinking beverages of a beer related nature devised by the great and wise Strong Bad.
It stands for the fact that a cold one's quality degrades with a rise in temperature, thus making it less of a cold one, and no longer drinkable.

IMPORTANT NOTES:
- This rule does not apply in countries where room temperature ones are enjoyed.
- Under the right circumstances, a cool one, can be quite refreshing also.

"A One That Isn't Cold Is Scarcely A One At All" - Strong Bad

Property of Ones by Muggus December 6, 2003

the property of ones 

The theory regarding ones that the one-itude is directly proportional to the cold-itude of the one.

"A one that is not cold, is scarcely a one at all."

the property of ones by TheEvilOne June 25, 2003

the property of ones 

StrongBads "bogus theory"
The Cold-itude of the One is equally proportionate to the One-itude of the One. The colder it is the more of a One it is. You don't wanna get stuck with a Cold-None.

"In some European Countries they've been known to drink cool ones or Room Temperature Ones or even WARM Ones"

the property of ones by Rane May 8, 2003