Definitions by TheEvilOne

marl 

1.One who is fond of sexual intercourse
with species other than humans.

2.One who defines all that is a cocksmoker,douche bag,and a dickface all rolled into one homo-erotic package.

3.A dumbass donkey-raping thundercunt who loves to eat penguin shit.

4.Adj. used to describe someone with a very short and skinny "johnson"

pencil dick sheep-fucker sea donkey ass piratebitchwang cocksmoker thunder cunt

Did you see Marl on Lords of Lords today...what a cocksmoking thunder cunt.

marl by theevilone January 11, 2005

Janie 

A wicked hot girl from the site called Lords of Lordswho is coveted by males the world over. She is just as wicked as she is hot and is completely insane. Goes by the name Jade

Janie is fuckin cool as shit ya cocksmokin, barnyard-animal lovin, swamp donkey!..So fuck off

Janie by theevilone January 9, 2005

the property of ones 

The theory regarding ones that the one-itude is directly proportional to the cold-itude of the one.

"A one that is not cold, is scarcely a one at all."

the property of ones by TheEvilOne June 25, 2003

fox sports net

A cable sports channel. Unlike wordESPNword, which provides nationalized coverage, Fox Sports Net is more regional in nature, with various regions of the country each having their own version of the network, thus providing more coverage of local teams.

"The Oklahoma vs. Oklahoma State football game was carried on Fox Sports Net."

fox sports net by TheEvilOne June 22, 2003