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profilactiparoxibow

A fake word, made up in the writers head that is used in a song to complete a rhyme or as humor in a game where the character you play as sings about the actions you preform as the player.
"Profilactiparoxibow"
"Is a word I made up just now"
profilactiparoxibow by MrSwiggitySwag November 16, 2020

Profalasting 

To be a pro at failing to last whilst having sex
Girl 1: So will you be getting with Phillip again after last night?

Girl 2: No, he's profalasting *laughs*

profolatic 

Profolatic means condom and is Used to have sex
profolatic by izelda16 April 17, 2014

profalactives 

Condoms. What you wrap your wacker with.
Retard 1: Dude! She totally wants me.
Retard 2: She's been everywhere. Better use your profalactives.
profalactives by iNella December 29, 2008

profolactic

A large word for condom. It is used to prevent pregnancy and it also makes rookies last longer. Also called Jimmy hat, rubber, rain coat.
This bitch is wilin, she tried to get me to fuck her without a profolactic.
profolactic by Asmith32 January 22, 2007

Profalactive Pentagon 

When I was in jail I was in the profalactive pentagon.
Profalactive Pentagon by Chris&Annee November 10, 2021
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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