profalactives 

Condoms. What you wrap your wacker with.

Retard 1: Dude! She totally wants me.
Retard 2: She's been everywhere. Better use your profalactives.

profalactives by iNella December 29, 2008

Profalactive Pentagon 

A rubber room

When I was in jail I was in the profalactive pentagon.

Profalactive Pentagon by Chris&Annee November 10, 2021

Procalactively 

A made up word by jez sandhu

I have never met such a procalactively group of of people

Procalactively by Procalactively April 20, 2023

procalactively 

A made up word from jez sandhu

I have never met such a procalactively group of people

procalactively by Procalactively April 20, 2023