profalactives

Condoms. What you wrap your wacker with.

Retard 1: Dude! She totally wants me.
Retard 2: She's been everywhere. Better use your profalactives.

profalactives by iNella December 29, 2008

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Profalactive Pentagon

When I was in jail I was in the profalactive pentagon.

Profalactive Pentagon by Chris&Annee November 10, 2021

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Procalactively

A made up word by jez sandhu

I have never met such a procalactively group of of people

Procalactively by Procalactively April 20, 2023

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procalactively

A made up word from jez sandhu

I have never met such a procalactively group of people

procalactively by Procalactively April 20, 2023

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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.

You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026

Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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