Proctnoid 

an annoying ass. "Proct" from the Greek root for anus and "noid" from the 1980s Domino's Pizza commercial.

In 2020 the DNC's motto was "Avoid the Proctnoid!"

Proctnoid by broknsymetry July 15, 2018

pronanoid 

Pronanoid; The paranoia parents have of their children watching porn, even if its a one minute sex scene in an hour long movie.

Son (watching movie)
Dad (comes by during a sex scene)
Dad; SON, WHAT ARE YOU WATCHING???
Son; Omg dad, stop being so pronanoid!

pronanoid by pronanoidd February 11, 2009

Proctodentalogist

A high trained doctor in a specialized field that combines Protology and Dentistry.

These specialists are very expert and locating teeth in your rectum or feces and putting them back where they belong.

Mike pissed off Travis so much that he ended up sending him to the Proctodentalogist before he was "shitting teeth."

Proctodentalogist by Jeff D April 24, 2003

proctodynia 

Is a Doctors Term Meaning Pain in the Ass.

Your a proctodynic
You remind me of someone whom I suffer proctodynia from.

proctodynia by Tracker August 3, 2007

pronoid

someone who, contrary to all available evidence, believes that he/she is well liked or popular

Despite the angry sighs and unpleasant comments, the pronoid speaker continued with his lecture.

pronoid by Camille Atwood January 12, 2004

Pronoid

Characterized by the delusional belief that the world is out to help you.

That pronoid dude set me straight ... he assured me that there are no conspiracies ... People NEVER work together in secret to do bad things.

Man, you are suffering from intense pronoid delusions ... You need to listen to Alex Jones !!

Pronoid by Tursiop June 5, 2013

Proctoid 

Someone that needs a set system to do his task. Has had a process fixed into his ingrained into his mind and functions only that way.

That guy at work is such a proctoid, if it's not written down or we haven't showed it to him yet; he can't figure it out.

Proctoid by HnkNWav March 3, 2009