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proctoid 

An employee at P&G is called a "proctoid". Often used for starters at the company.
We have a new group of Proctoids today coming in the office.
proctoid by Proctoid January 23, 2011
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Proctodentalogist

A high trained doctor in a specialized field that combines Protology and Dentistry.

These specialists are very expert and locating teeth in your rectum or feces and putting them back where they belong.
Mike pissed off Travis so much that he ended up sending him to the Proctodentalogist before he was "shitting teeth."
Proctodentalogist by Jeff D April 24, 2003

proctodynia 

Is a Doctors Term Meaning Pain in the Ass.
Your a proctodynic
You remind me of someone whom I suffer proctodynia from.
proctodynia by Tracker August 3, 2007

Proctnoid 

an annoying ass. "Proct" from the Greek root for anus and "noid" from the 1980s Domino's Pizza commercial.
In 2020 the DNC's motto was "Avoid the Proctnoid!"
Proctnoid by broknsymetry July 15, 2018
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026