Proctoid

Someone that needs a set system to do his task. Has had a process fixed into his ingrained into his mind and functions only that way.

That guy at work is such a proctoid, if it's not written down or we haven't showed it to him yet; he can't figure it out.

by HnkNWav March 3, 2009

proctoid

An employee at P&G is called a "proctoid". Often used for starters at the company.

We have a new group of Proctoids today coming in the office.

by Proctoid January 23, 2011

Proctodentalogist

A high trained doctor in a specialized field that combines Protology and Dentistry.

These specialists are very expert and locating teeth in your rectum or feces and putting them back where they belong.

Mike pissed off Travis so much that he ended up sending him to the Proctodentalogist before he was "shitting teeth."

by Jeff D April 24, 2003

proctodynia

Is a Doctors Term Meaning Pain in the Ass.

Your a proctodynic
You remind me of someone whom I suffer proctodynia from.

by Tracker August 3, 2007

Proctnoid

an annoying ass. "Proct" from the Greek root for anus and "noid" from the 1980s Domino's Pizza commercial.

In 2020 the DNC's motto was "Avoid the Proctnoid!"

by broknsymetry July 15, 2018