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procrastinator 

One who will do anything, including spending an entire day looking up random words on urban dictionary, to get out of doing work. This habit often has a terrible effect on that person's relationships, work, or grades.
I am a procrastinator

Procrastinatory Munchies 

The feeling of wanting something to grub on to avoid doing something else of more importance. The feeling is compulsive and often occurs at a time when you aren't even hungry.
Bitch Ass Chemistry Teacher: Where's your homework? Me: All Sunday I was planning on working on it, but I got the Procrastinatory Munchies and ended up not doing anything. Bitch Ass Chemistry Teacher: That would most likely explain your overall surface area..... Me: Did you just call me a lardass in smart guy language?!! At least I didn't spend my weekend procrasterbating like some bitch ass chemistry teacher I know.

Procrastinatus extrimus

extreme procrastination (delaying a task) for forever or so like Danielius
Well he's such a procrastinatus extrimus.
Procrastinatus extrimus by NotConqube December 28, 2019

Procrastinator 

I'll put in a definition later.
I'm not a Procrastinator, I just don't want to do that right now
Procrastinator by A SvddenZaz Account December 29, 2021

procrastinaceous 

procrastinaceous proh-kras-tuh-neyt-a-ceou
s - adjective: 1. active, continuous and seemingly unending procrastination that affects productive work in detrimental ways. 2. doing everything else except your work despite impending deadlines.
i'm so procrastinaceous.
writing term paper, while watching basketball, surfing hi5 and facebook and checking email, (add favourite distraction here) etc
procrastinaceous by komplex November 21, 2006

Procrastinatory Motivation 

Being motivated to do anything but homework
I developed procrastinatory motivation to clean my room since I have a 5 page paper due tomorrow.
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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