procrastafarian 

Someone who smokes pot when they should be working.

A procrastafarian may also procrasturbate extensively.

Get any thing productive done today?

No, I'm a procrastafarian. Being productive is against my religion.

procrastafarian by Heinous May 2, 2006

Procrastafarian 

A person who insists they are going to get dreadlocks but then keeps putting it off

Person 1: Tarquin is mugging me right off. He's been banging on about getting dreads for at least 6 months but all he's done is stop washing his hair.
Person 2: He's the archetypal procrastafarian.
Person 1: Word.
Person 2: Righteous.

Procrastafarian by pipparts April 13, 2014

procrastinarian 

A person whose very way of life is defined by the high level at which he or she procrastinates. Procrastination becomes an accepted part of the person's life as if it were a religion.

John Smith was the ultimate procrastinator. He filed his tax return 6 months late, even though he was getting a very large return. He is a true procrastinarian.

procrastinarian by scotter May 19, 2007

Procrastinarian 

A person whom specialises in procrastinating.

Being the ultimate Procrastinarian that he is, Jack didn't allow for enough time to complete his research paper.

Procrastinarian by Diligent February 1, 2006

procrastifarian

Someone who avoids work to the point where it has become a religious way of life

Person 1: Have you started your assignment that's due tomorrow?
Person 2: No, but I watched an entire season of Orange Is The New Black on Netflix
Person 1: Jesus dude, you're SUCH a procrastifarian

procrastifarian by lazycollege105 April 30, 2014

procrastafacing

Using Facebook to procrastinate.

Me: Have you got your assignment done yet?
Friend: Nah, I've been procrastafacing all afternoon.

procrastafacing by blessandrespect October 22, 2011