procrastafacing

Using Facebook to procrastinate.

Me: Have you got your assignment done yet?
Friend: Nah, I've been procrastafacing all afternoon.

procrastafacing by blessandrespect October 22, 2011

Procrastabating 

The act of procrastination by masturbation.

I was gonna do all my English homework, but instead I ended up procrastabating.

Procrastabating by HungryDingo2 March 16, 2010

Procrastiracing 

The art of holding off and being lazy on doing necessary and beneficial tasks, such as studying or working out, to street race instead. Similar to procrastination.

Bob: How is the studying for Math going, Ricardo?

Ricardo: Sorry bro, busy at the moment, I'm Procrastiracing with my riced out POS Honda Civic! Studying can wait!

Procrastiracing by RicerMiata July 17, 2016

Procrastifaking

When someone is making you believe that they are going to complete a task but in their mind they know for a fact that they're not.

Anita: Hey Teeshi when are you going to do my hair?

Teeshi: Hey girl, Imma do it tomorrow.
Anita:Yeah right you're procrastifaking!

Procrastifaking by Neetles December 10, 2009

procrastaeating 

to eat or drink, in order to put off doing whatever it is you're avoiding.

I'm not even that hungry, I'm just procrastaeating

procrastaeating by cakecakecake May 16, 2010

Procrastifacing 

Putting off doing what needs to be done while you waste huge amounts of time screwing around on your Facebook

I know that you're waiting on that report Mr. Boss Man, but I've been too busy Procrastifacing to get anything done.

Procrastifacing by Jen Schmen October 21, 2009

procrastabating 

wasting time by masturabating or procrastinating by jerking it

i should of have mowed the yard but instead i spent my time procrastabating.

procrastabating by DougEjensen April 23, 2010