Procarstinate

When you arrive at work and just sit in your car instead of facing the real
World.

Sally had arrived a full 15 minutes early yet opted to procarstinate for 30 minutes by just staring blankly, contemplating her existential crisis. And was now late for work.

by BigCritterDoc October 16, 2021

procrastination

Ill put up a definition later.

Ill put up an example later.

by Arm August 19, 2004

Procrastination

Time wasting with intent to avoid necessary action. Typically verbalised by those with access to success yet a predisposition towards failure i.e. work-shy students approaching coursework deadlines.

"Are you doing that coursework for tomorrow?"
"No, I decided to put a definition of procrastination on Urban Dictionary instead."

by Hayter December 1, 2009

procrastihater

People that bother other people about procrastinating on projects. Usually a goody-goody friend.

Jamila: Yeah I have a project due, but I'm totally gonna blow it off til the last minute...

Alex: Don't be a procrastinater!

Jamila: Don't be a procrastiHATER!

by Ihateannoyingpeople September 21, 2009

procrastinate

What you are doing right now. Get the fuck going and finish your homework.

You. You procrastinate. You are the example.

by KingOfEmAll April 15, 2008

procrastination

What you're probably doing right now

I meant to do my paper, but went procrastinating at urbandictionary instead

by PunkPenguin March 22, 2004

procrastination

A similar experience to masturbation, it feels good while you're doing it, but it sucks afterwards when you realize that you just fucked yourself.

by DJ jaydee August 16, 2003