Probises

When you probably promise something while drunk

“Remind me on Friday” “no probises”

by Betherzxo September 18, 2022

Pillow-Talk Promises

When you are lying in bed with a guy/girl after sex, and make all kinds of plans to go out, and be together in the future. Knowing it's never really gonna happen, it just sounds like a nice thing to say at the time.

This also sounds like a great name for an Emo Band!

I thought we were gonna hang out this weekend, but it turns out it was just pillow-talk promises.

by Glynyrd January 12, 2011

ghostly_promises

ghostly_promises is a tiktoker who mainly posts genshin content but overall just posts whatever they feel like. ghostly_promises uses she/her pronouns and is a rightful xingqiu enthusiast.

person 1: ghostly_promises is awesome!
person 2: i know right? i love her content!

by fae. July 12, 2021

Probsies

Awesome way to say Probably!

Christian: Yo Joseph are you drinking tonight?

Joseph: hmm probsies.

by Xtian29 May 4, 2011

Milky Promises

hookups planned for when you get vaccinated from covid-19, or hookups you plan to make after quarantine

All booty calls are turning into milky promises during this pandemic lockdown.

by AnonymousSlutinQuarantine January 27, 2021

Promises, Promises

Never had a doubt
In the beginning
Never a doubt
Trusted too true
In the beginning
I loved you right through
Arm in arm we laughed like kids
At all the silly things we did

You made me promises promises
Knowing I'd believe
Promises promises
You knew you'd never keep

Second time around
I'm still believing words that you said
You said you'd always be here
"In love forever"
Still repeats in my head
You can't finish what you start
If this is love it breaks my heart

You made me promises promises
You knew you'd never keep
Promises promises
Why do I believe

Arm in arm we laughed like kids
At all the silly things we did
You can't finish what you start
If this is love it breaks my heart

You made me promises promises
You knew you'd never keep
Promises promises
Why do I believe
All of your promises
You knew you'd never keep
Promises, promises
Why do I believe

Promises
Promises
Promises
Promises
Promises

by Death Menace November 18, 2022

Empty promises

When one masturbates to no conclusion- usually due to lack of concentration or fatigue.

The 90 year old retiree excitedly woke up for the first time in 20 years with an erection, but in the end, he was handed only empty promises.

by Joe_Mamma May 18, 2006