Primming

The act of being rimmed (analingus performed on you) by a pregnant woman.

Dude dude bro, my girl’s 7 months preggers, waddling around like a sexy bowling ball, and last night she straight-up hit me with the primming. I’m lying there like ‘holy shit, is this allowed in the baby manual?’ while she’s down there multitasking like a goddamn champ. 12/10, would get primmed again before the epidural.

Primming by Ants.In.My.Eyes.Johnson February 11, 2026

de-primming 

The act of unlinking and deleting a prim or multiple prims in the virtual world of Second Life

I am de-primming the flowers.
This dancfloor needs de-primming.

de-primming by Poetia Benazzi April 3, 2009

Priming the pump 

When you masturbate before your girl comes in so she can find your penis easier in the dark.

In an interview with "Lester Holt," President Trump proudly proclaimed that he invented the phrase stating, "Priming the pump is when I tug on myself for about half an hour before Melania comes in so she can find it easier."

Priming the pump by Bogrimm May 19, 2017

primping

is the female act of getting ready before going out for the night. Such activities include showering, the application of makeup and the picking out of the nights outfit and jewelry.

it is also important to note that this act takes several hours and the term almost ready very often means at least one more hour.

it is also important to note that if you are man and have been waiting on a group of women to get ready, always say everyone looks great, one constructive comment that may go against their wardrobe choice will restart the entire primping procedure.

"I'm sorry we were late meeting you at the bars but Katie waited too late to start primping"

primping by jms916 March 22, 2008

Priming 

Beginning the pushing process of pooping before you enter the bathroom to ensure that no time is wasted on the toilet.

My diarrhea was so bad, I tried priming my bathroom break and ruined the living room carpet

Priming by twelveotenandahalf May 23, 2018

Optimus Priming 

Optimus Priming (verb): "To crush, shatter, melt, detonate, or otherwise epically destroy a robot or piece of machinery, hostile or inanimate, with force exhibiting the extra terrestrial strength of a giant humanoid robot such as Optimus Prime"

usage:
(1. "Dude, your car is such a piece of shit, lets just get a sledge hammer and Optimus Prime it... "
(2. "My mom got angry when she caught me Optimus Priming our toaster this morning when I had clearly set the thing to "light" and not "burnt to a crisp cause I'm a robot bastard".. I sure showed it who's boss"

Optimus Priming by Bootstrap Bill July 2, 2009

pump-priming 

Government action taken to stimulate the economy, increased government spending money in the commercial sector, cutting taxes to boost the economy, or reducing interest rates to stimulate the economy.

The goverment will not resort to pump-priming measures to deal with the growing real-estate problem

pump-priming by David Watermeyer June 3, 2006