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Prettysexual

Pretty•sexual

A person who is not particularly interested in gender, labels, plumbing, or political seminars — but is very interested in softness, beauty, grace, and feminine energy, in whomever they choose to exist.

Prettysexuals do not scan for definitions or chromosomes — they scan for vibe, delicacy, elegance, aesthetic harmony, and that hard-to-explain softness that makes the world feel a little more civilized. Attraction is guided by beauty expressed through femininity, not anatomical or social categories.

Within broader frameworks, prettysexuality can be understood as a micro-identity under the bisexual umbrella, describing a specific internal logic of attraction rather than attraction to a defined set of genders.

If they are gentle.
If they are beautiful.
If they are graceful.
They are… attractive.

This is not confusion.
This is discernment.

> “I don’t really think in terms of gender. I’m just… prettysexual.”

Totally fictitious history:
The term first emerged in 2025, reportedly after a quiet personal revolt against over-clinical language surrounding attraction.

“I’m into pretty.”

The phrase quickly evolved into Prettysexual, spreading informally among people who found traditional labels too rigid, too bureaucratic, or simply too ugly to be useful.

Common Side Effects:
• Involuntary admiration of beauty
• High standard for aesthetics
• Disinterest in rigid categories
• Dangerous appreciation for grace
“Stop asking him if he’s gay or straight. He’s prettysexual — if they’re soft, graceful, and downright exquisite, he’s already lost his train of thought.”
Prettysexual by Asanto87 November 27, 2025
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PrettySeal8927 

PrettySeal8927 is too handsome for me
PrettySeal8927 by PrettySeal8927 February 6, 2020

pretzsexual 

being the most gayest human on the planet, there is nobody gayer than a pretzsexual
I sexually identify as a pretzsexual
pretzsexual by betabell March 6, 2019

Prattsexual 

The type of man who would have sex with another man ONLY if it were Chris Pratt. No homo ofc.
Me:“I would have sex with Chris Pratt does that make me gay?” Friend: “Not if you say no homo that makes you Prattsexual.”
Prattsexual by NovoHomo May 9, 2019

Pattysexual

Someone who is a simp for myg,ale and moni but also others. This someone is particularly interested in their eye bulbs
Person 1; hey what's your sexuality?

Person 2; im pattysexual. I like them hot girls.i wanna take them sexy eye bulbs

Person 1: that's ....cool ....someone call the police
Pattysexual by Patty herself January 16, 2021
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