Prestologic 

the adjective form of prestology; the superior reference\guide to all thing awsome and special

Amberisms can not compete with a prestologic word or phrase.

Prestologic by Vicky's number one prize November 21, 2009

three finger proctological exam 

Anything or anyone that's a HUGE pain in the ass.

To suck and blow simultaneously.

This weekend my boss is making redo this month's TPS report. What a huge three finger protological exam that's going to be!

Having Jerry around is like having a constant three finger proctological exam!

three finger proctological exam by Tenacious Faulker April 14, 2009

Proctological 

So smart that you can pull made up words out of your butt

After finishing his masters degree Jimmy was able to create words with proctological precision

Proctological by orion22222 October 18, 2008

Proctologically 

Thinking or acting in a way that would give off the impression that your head is shoved firmly up your ass.

John proctologically swerved into my lane because he was on his cell phone and not paying attention to the road.

Proctologically by AlbinoRhino September 12, 2008

proctological legerdemain 

The art of magically pulling a project quickly out of your ass.

You: "The boss just went to lunch. He told me to create a new website so he can present it to the client when he gets back."

Coworker: "Guess you'll have to practice a little proctological legerdemain."

proctological legerdemain by Malgamere March 26, 2011

proctological discomfort

royal pain in the ass.

With her constant moaning, Thelma was fast becoming a proctological discomfort.

proctological discomfort by the real pappapittmudman April 23, 2006

proctologically resourced 

Information pulled from ones ass.

He proctologically resourced all of what he said.

proctologically resourced by rek0v3r May 24, 2014