Presicostal Share definition Flag A presidential candidate who is as religious as necessary to win the election. "Barack Obama is a Muslim!". "He's a Christian you fuckwit. Even then, he's only Presicostal." Presicostal by JellyRoll713 May 20, 2013 0 0 Get merch Get the Presicostal mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch