Preshart

A common slang word used in South East England.

Portmanteau of "pre-shitty-farts" , used to describe the farts usually associated with a shit held in for a long period of time, where it is not clear if you have farted or actually shat yourself. also can be called a Russian roulette fart.

"we need to find a toilet, i've got some serious Presharts"
"that was a dirty Preshart I heard over there"

Preshart by LouisBarts111 December 18, 2017

Preshart

When you feel a fart coming on and you also have to pee, when you go pee, you let out the "what could have been fart" and it turns out to be a shart but you are thankfully on the toilet at the right time.

Harold just presharted and his pants aren't ruined!

Preshart by Baileyar March 30, 2024

preshate dat 

A hood way of pronouncin the phrase "I appreciate that".

"Yo, man, I got u those downloads you want." "Preshate dat, homie, good lookin."

preshate dat by SouloCutz March 9, 2010

preshat

(adverb) Used to refer to an activity undertaken immediately before taking a shit. According to comedian Michael Showalter, this is a good word to use when playing online Scrabble.

Bob shat. Preshat he was watching TV.

preshat by BBQ Platypus December 18, 2007

Preshanti

A Preshanti loves to talk about Simba Chips.

Very random, but never boring. Always makes jokes that aren’t funny but you can’t help but laugh yourself until you cry. Once you get a Preshanti to start laughing they never stop; their laugh is also contagious.

A Preshanti is the kindest person and most reasonable person. If you’re sad she will talk you though what you’re going through and make sure you know your feelings matter. She’s a highly intelligent human, but very humble and will doubt their smarts but a Preshanti is very smart.

Preshanti is one of a kind and you will thank the lord you where able to meet someone like Preshanti; she’s just amazing.

Preshanti is amazing, get yourself a Preshanti today.

Preshanti by Totoro… November 25, 2021

preshort 

adjective - to shorten something already shortened.

"the already short show was preshort."

preshort by Rachelle & Roy April 2, 2005

Preshat

Past tense form of preshit. The completion of the act of a cautionary shit taken before beginning an important and lengthy activity.

Kyle preshat to prepare for an intense squat workout routine.

Preshat by eyepatchmcgee October 24, 2019