preshort 

adjective - to shorten something already shortened.

"the already short show was preshort."

preshort by Rachelle & Roy April 2, 2005

Preshart

A common slang word used in South East England.

Portmanteau of "pre-shitty-farts" , used to describe the farts usually associated with a shit held in for a long period of time, where it is not clear if you have farted or actually shat yourself. also can be called a Russian roulette fart.

"we need to find a toilet, i've got some serious Presharts"
"that was a dirty Preshart I heard over there"

Preshart by LouisBarts111 December 18, 2017

presportious 

an idea that is already known and others will always say its wrong

she is a very presportious person

presportious by FEU_Azrael December 14, 2020

Preshart

When you feel a fart coming on and you also have to pee, when you go pee, you let out the "what could have been fart" and it turns out to be a shart but you are thankfully on the toilet at the right time.

Harold just presharted and his pants aren't ruined!

Preshart by Baileyar March 30, 2024