preshat

(adverb) Used to refer to an activity undertaken immediately before taking a shit. According to comedian Michael Showalter, this is a good word to use when playing online Scrabble.

Bob shat. Preshat he was watching TV.

by BBQ Platypus December 18, 2007

Preshat

Past tense form of preshit. The completion of the act of a cautionary shit taken before beginning an important and lengthy activity.

Kyle preshat to prepare for an intense squat workout routine.

by eyepatchmcgee October 24, 2019

Presha

Presha is a person that is cute,loving, and nice. She can get down sometimes, but that doesnt stop someone like Presha, outgoing and easy to talk to. Just truly a great person.

Friend: Look at her,shes so pretty!
boy: Yes,she looks like a Presha!
Friend: Totally!

by Al Dum December 31, 2014

preshate dat

A hood way of pronouncin the phrase "I appreciate that".

"Yo, man, I got u those downloads you want." "Preshate dat, homie, good lookin."

by SouloCutz March 9, 2010

preshaaa

Basically a way of saying pressure, describing someone as fine or beautiful. Mostly just the word pressure but slurred out, as if you can’t breathe by how fine this person is.

him: send me a picture of you

her: *sends picture*

him: preshaaaa 😍

by Annaoopsksk March 27, 2021

Preshalen

Preshalen is an absolutely wonderful human being who is smart , funny , kind , sexy af and just all round amazing . Preshalen also has a mighty fine booty, the most gorgeous smile and infectious laugh, and makes the best boiled-milk tea.

Dammmmnnnn! That's a might fine booty! It must be Preshalen.

Ha ha ha. Help, I can't stop laughing. Ha ha. Preshalen's laugh got me! Ha ha ha ha ha.

"Preshalen's smile really lights up my whole day, I need to make him smile again.", she thought as she displayed serious signs of withdrawal.

by Preshalen's Lovergirl November 15, 2019

preshtup

(variant of precop that rhymes with prenup) A mutually binding verbal agreement by and between consenting adults prior to engaging in casual sex. The agreement stipulates that all involved parties are exonerated from emotional attachment, post coital contact, and any promise of future sex. Any and all disputes arising from said contract are futile.

Q: So, are you going to call her today?
A: No, that would be a violation of our preshtup.

by oranger May 24, 2009