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PresTwt or "Presidential Twitter" is an Assburger-infested part of Twitter where weird (predominantly homosexual) college people gather and talk about Presidents, both Democrat and Republican, but tend to give Al Gore verbal sloppy top,s which is Ironic since he was a FAILED presidential candidate who couldn't even win his home state
P1: bro why the fuck are Al Gore glazing tweets are on my timeline

P2: Oh you got them retarded PresTwt people on your timeline
P1: Man why the fuck do they glaze people who weren't even presidents
P2: They are just retarded individuals just mute them
PresTwt by Axerix April 29, 2025
Also known as Preztwt, its a space full of extremely autistic societal rejects.

Surprisingly extremely diverse demographic wise, encompassing cisgendered and trans men and women from all across the spectrum(spectrum of course being the autism spectrum.) There are generally a few camps fitting under prestwt being the Al Gore fans, who are a bit to horny and led by @punishedjess, the Kennedy gang who are a bit to horny and led by @quidproquo.

I would continue this but its too fucking stupid when written out. I'm done
prestwt is full of sexual degenerates and old man fetishists
prestwt by IWannaDryHumpAlGore April 29, 2025
User of the website poppy.monster
Dude.. i LOOOVE poppy.monster..
Something about Donald Trump's dingaling... Like A prestwt....
makes my DingALing feel FUNNy!
prestwt by facepersonandpeople April 30, 2025

Prestitute 

A world leader who sells out and goes against what is right and should be done to gain personal wealth and status.
Henry: Barack Obama, Julia Gillard, Xi Jinping etc are f*ckin prestitutes, I am constantly lied to!
Jorge: I know.
Prestitute by whenyoudecide April 25, 2013

Prestwich 

Beautiful place inhabited by beautiful people, it’s full of sexy girls and dagger boys, much better than Bury
I hate living in bury it’s so shit, I wish I lived in prestwich
Prestwich by Prestwichdon January 2, 2021

Prestitute 

An noun, referring to a person in power who "sells out" for some personal gain, betraying his/her supposed ideals. See sellout.
Michael: "Man, can you believe what Dean Thorpe did? He just just cancelled the Thanksgiving Dinner for the homeless so he could buy his very own Lotus Elise!"

Steven: "Really? What a prestitute."
Prestitute by solidlennon7 November 19, 2009

Prestitute 

Synonym for paid media. (Eg. NDTV and CNN-IBN in India)
NDTV news channel in India, is a run by prestitutes like Barkha Dutt.
Prestitute by greg_ryan July 11, 2016
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Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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