Prestwich 

Beautiful place inhabited by beautiful people, it’s full of sexy girls and dagger boys, much better than Bury

I hate living in bury it’s so shit, I wish I lived in prestwich

Prestwich by Prestwichdon January 2, 2021

Prestwich 

An area of Greater Manchester which is inhabited by people that have snake-like qualities.
These include being full of poison, and having the ability to slither everywhere they please.
They can be found in small bushes and shrubs... Particularly in avenues... I cannot state which particular parts, but be careful when in the general area.
Those who wish to spend more than a few hours within Prestwich, have been known to have considerable changes in behaviour.
First effects are; runny nose, followed by snake-like arm/hand gestures, immediately followed by the tendency to hide all information from others.
These snakes slither into your minds so be careful.

If in the club and find a particular person who is very drunk, spending extreme amounts of money and throwing drinks on the floor please stay away, and report to your nearest snake charmers.

Fuck this guy, he's a fuckin Prestwich Serpent

Prestwich by Octapuss July 28, 2010

Presticogitation 

rapid mental processing that commands compliance because of its speed and beauty

The pundit responded so cleverly to his opponents that even those who disagreed with him assented that presticogitation was one of his strongest abilities.

Presticogitation by Jacobe111 December 12, 2009

prostichaun 

A cross between a prostitute and a leprechaun. May have an affinity for crotch pyromancy. Watch out for her lucky charms in the crotchal region. Her fiery bearded clam 'll getchya.

1. Holy crap: that hooker was a real live prostichaun: I can't believe I payed for that (how drunk was I!?)

2. Thats my sandbox, thats where I met the prostichaun, she tastes like burning.
-The Simpsons-Ralph-like

prostichaun by slangMaverick February 7, 2008

prestwick 

The most dullest town in the whole of Scotland, Known for golf and shit, has one of the worst schools in the country, and is full of chavs.

Prestwick casual 1:wit de ye wan' tae dae tonight?
Prestwick casual 2: Fuckin' get steamin' like!

prestwick by gucci mink November 29, 2016

Prestwick Academy

The worst school in Scotland; often referred to as a term for bad education, an obvious answer, or a dumb response.

Jerome: Light bulbs are activated by a switch.
Tyrone: Well nah Prestwick Academy.

Prestwick Academy by KarenUprising2020 September 19, 2020

prostichutto

an Italian dish consisting mainly of ham and prostitute liver

man, doesn't this prostichutto taste good?

prostichutto by LucindaRobert October 14, 2009