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Preposterous boast, but alas 

Replacement for “weird flex but ok” because it’s overused
Random person: “I didn’t lose my virginity because I don’t take L’s.”
Me: “Preposterous boast, but alas.”

proposterone 

If you are pimply, hairy, and/or overly greasy you may have proposterone
proposterone by JamesOlson February 1, 2008

preposterone 

Power Thirst now comes in women! With preposterous amount of testosterone! PREPOSTERONE! - Power Thirst II
preposterone by formotherrussia December 24, 2007

preposterous 

adjective meaning something that is absoloutely absurd and/or doesn't make sense.
The website preposterous.ca doesn't make any sense!
It's preposterous.
preposterous by lurker August 14, 2004

Preposterous Battle 

A battle where two or more friends compete to use the most instances of the words preposterous or preposterously.
"It is preposterously preposterous how preposterously preposterous this preposterously preposterous Preposterous Battle is, and it is preposterously preposterous when people say preposterous, preposterously, or preposterously preposterous in a preposterously long sentence.

preposterone 

Noun. Testosterone when present in preposterous proportions.
The preposterone coursed through the mathlete's veins.
preposterone by Karech_Rah December 28, 2007