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Premature echeckulation

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When a waiter/waitress brings the check to your table even though you are in the middle of eating your meal and enjoying your drinks.
Wayne, "Is that the check for our meal? I'm still eating my steak and I want to order another drink."

Julie, "Yeah, it is another case of premature echeckulation."
Premature echeckulation by Julicles October 21, 2013
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premature eclackulation 

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When someone jumps the gun during an attempt to synchronize cracking open cans of soda or beer... therefore ruining the massive head-turning "clack" sound you were all hoping to create.
question: "Dude! what happened there? We were going to crack-open on the count of 3"

response: "Sorry man... I've been having trouble with premature eclackulation lately"

premature eclickulation 

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the act of pressing enter or executing a mouse click before you intended
That card I played to overtrump my partner in Yahoo Spades was a case of premature eclickulation

premature-eclickulation

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To prematurely click your mouse button.
Oops! "I clicked too soon". Or one who has a problem with clicking the mouse button too soon.

In reference to: premature-ejackulation.

Premature Echoculation 

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when the inside of a brownie batter donut squirts out into your hand as you are taking a bite on the other side.
I bit into that brownie and it premature echoculation all over my hand

premature echoculation 

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When chocolate squirts out of a donut as you are taking a bite onto your hand
That donut squirted premature echoculation all over my hands

Premature checkulation 

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When someone checks you in on their smart phone before you've actually arrived at the establishment
Hey Lola, I saw on Facebook you checked me into the Bulldyke Lounge while I was still 30 minutes away. What's up with the premature checkulation?
Premature checkulation by SpikeDurden December 27, 2011
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
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Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
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Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
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Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
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Chancla

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The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.
My mom hit me with a chancla.
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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