That annoying moment when you're just about to reach the peak of your flirtation thru chat, the other person suddenly goes offline.
by killmenao2011 February 21, 2011
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by Stubey February 16, 2009
Get the premature-echatulation mug.Premature Eclapulation (n.)- The process of clapping (whether it be during events such as plays, operas, and orchestral performances) when the climax of the moment (or the moment most appropriate for ovation) has not yet been reached, often followed by booing and disappointed looks.
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"That idiot Jack, confusing the theatre's intermittance with the end of the play, drenched the entire audience with his premature eclapulation"
by Dmitry Khrabrov December 24, 2007
Get the premature eclapulation mug.The embarrassing occurrence of a person who is unable to stop themselves from applauding a performance a bit to early or even much too early during a performance. It may occur during a play, concert, speech, opera or sometimes even a movie. The most humorous situation would be a single loud clap followed by the offenders attempt to turn their red face to search the crowd as eyes fall in their direction to see who dunnit. It is however still received as a great complement to the performers .
I almost died laughing the other night when Sophia started to applaud during that pause in Beethoven's 9th symphony when the tenor ends with that dismal note and we all know the flutes are about to kick in. It was a perfect single smack premature eclapulation.
by Santiago Suicide King April 3, 2015
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Person 2: What happened?
Person 3: That sucks! He had premature ecrapulation! Haha!
by Zyth995 November 6, 2011
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I experienced premature ecraftulation all over that project I was doing and ruined $50 worth of supplies.
by Jennbec1 June 17, 2017
Get the premature ecraftulation mug.An eruption of loud and uncontrollable laughter either well before the punchline of a joke or in a situation/conversation where it is extremely inappropriate to do so.
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