Premature eChatulation 

That annoying moment when you're just about to reach the peak of your flirtation thru chat, the other person suddenly goes offline.

Some dude just had a premature echatulation with me last night.

Premature eChatulation by killmenao2011 February 21, 2011

premature-echatulation 

When you met someone you're really excited about in a chat room and you mouth doesn't engage your brain. And what you say comes out all wrong and makes you feel like a complete idiot.

Im really sorry what I said I think I just suffered from premature-echatulation

premature-echatulation by Stubey February 16, 2009

premature eclapulation

Premature Eclapulation (n.)- The process of clapping (whether it be during events such as plays, operas, and orchestral performances) when the climax of the moment (or the moment most appropriate for ovation) has not yet been reached, often followed by booing and disappointed looks.
premature ejaculation

"That idiot Jack, confusing the theatre's intermittance with the end of the play, drenched the entire audience with his premature eclapulation"

premature eclapulation by Dmitry Khrabrov December 24, 2007

premature eclapulation

The embarrassing occurrence of a person who is unable to stop themselves from applauding a performance a bit to early or even much too early during a performance. It may occur during a play, concert, speech, opera or sometimes even a movie. The most humorous situation would be a single loud clap followed by the offenders attempt to turn their red face to search the crowd as eyes fall in their direction to see who dunnit. It is however still received as a great complement to the performers .

I almost died laughing the other night when Sophia started to applaud during that pause in Beethoven's 9th symphony when the tenor ends with that dismal note and we all know the flutes are about to kick in. It was a perfect single smack premature eclapulation.

premature eclapulation by Santiago Suicide King April 3, 2015

Premature Ecrapulation 

When you think you are going to fart, but crap instead. Basically; When you shart

Person 1: Dude, watch this fart!
Person 2: Alright!
Person 1: *Sharts* Ah damnit!
Person 2: What happened?
Person 3: That sucks! He had premature ecrapulation! Haha!

Premature Ecrapulation by Zyth995 November 6, 2011

premature ecraftulation 

When you are way too excited about a new project and start without fully understanding the process and the excitement makes you basically blow your load all over it and really screw it up.

I experienced premature ecraftulation all over that project I was doing and ruined $50 worth of supplies.

premature ecraftulation by Jennbec1 June 17, 2017

Premature eHAculation 

An eruption of loud and uncontrollable laughter either well before the punchline of a joke or in a situation/conversation where it is extremely inappropriate to do so.

Tom Hanks: I have AIDS.

Peter Griffin: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Premature eHAculation.

Premature eHAculation by Longrod Von Hugedong December 9, 2016