Premature checkulation

When someone checks you in on their smart phone before you've actually arrived at the establishment

Hey Lola, I saw on Facebook you checked me into the Bulldyke Lounge while I was still 30 minutes away. What's up with the premature checkulation?

by SpikeDurden December 27, 2011

Premature Clickulation

When you fast forward through the commercial on your DVR and stop short before the commercial is finished in anticipation of the commercial being over.

I got a little excited and experienced premature clickulation when I was watching TV last night so I saw the ends of all the commercials.

When I was fast forwarding my DVR I had some premature clickulation... the commercial wasn't finished when I was!

by llenzini28 December 7, 2010

Premature echeckulation

When a waiter/waitress brings the check to your table even though you are in the middle of eating your meal and enjoying your drinks.

Wayne, "Is that the check for our meal? I'm still eating my steak and I want to order another drink."

Julie, "Yeah, it is another case of premature echeckulation."

by Julicles October 21, 2013

Premature Checkinulation

checking in on Foursquare long before your actual arrival at a destination.

Dude 1: 'yo you guys, scott just checked in so he must be here somewhere. we can order in a moment, hang on.'

Dude 2: 'cool dude, but i'm warning you, some of us are starving and running out of patience.'

15 min later.

Dude 2: 'Sumbitch! where is that dude? this is retarded!'

Dude 1: 'Damn bro, i get the feeling that Scott pulled a Premature Checkinulation. lets just order, fuck him.'

by tommypjr April 22, 2010

premature e-check-ulation

In chess, when a player checks the opposition without gaining any advantage do to a lack of foresight and/or planning.

Two moves in and you're already coming with the premature e-check-ulation?

by Johnny J. Rockability June 12, 2008