Premature checkulation
Hey Lola, I saw on Facebook you checked me into the Bulldyke Lounge while I was still 30 minutes away. What's up with the premature checkulation?
Premature checkulation by SpikeDurden December 27, 2011
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Premature Clickulation
When you fast forward through the commercial on your DVR and stop short before the commercial is finished in anticipation of the commercial being over.
I got a little excited and experienced premature clickulation when I was watching TV last night so I saw the ends of all the commercials.
When I was fast forwarding my DVR I had some premature clickulation... the commercial wasn't finished when I was!
When I was fast forwarding my DVR I had some premature clickulation... the commercial wasn't finished when I was!
Premature Clickulation by llenzini28 December 7, 2010
Premature echeckulation
When a waiter/waitress brings the check to your table even though you are in the middle of eating your meal and enjoying your drinks.
Wayne, "Is that the check for our meal? I'm still eating my steak and I want to order another drink."
Julie, "Yeah, it is another case of premature echeckulation."
Julie, "Yeah, it is another case of premature echeckulation."
Premature echeckulation by Julicles October 21, 2013
Premature Checkinulation
Dude 1: 'yo you guys, scott just checked in so he must be here somewhere. we can order in a moment, hang on.'
Dude 2: 'cool dude, but i'm warning you, some of us are starving and running out of patience.'
15 min later.
Dude 2: 'Sumbitch! where is that dude? this is retarded!'
Dude 1: 'Damn bro, i get the feeling that Scott pulled a Premature Checkinulation. lets just order, fuck him.'
Dude 2: 'cool dude, but i'm warning you, some of us are starving and running out of patience.'
15 min later.
Dude 2: 'Sumbitch! where is that dude? this is retarded!'
Dude 1: 'Damn bro, i get the feeling that Scott pulled a Premature Checkinulation. lets just order, fuck him.'
Premature Checkinulation by tommypjr April 22, 2010
premature e-check-ulation
In chess, when a player checks the opposition without gaining any advantage do to a lack of foresight and/or planning.
premature e-check-ulation by Johnny J. Rockability June 12, 2008
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