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A solution that turns any pregnancy test positive. Sold on Amazon and Ebay as well as Pregno.net
That guy needs to be Preg-No'd by his girl this April Fools Day.
Preg-No by Sfingtar September 23, 2019
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preg nog 

She enjoys drinking my preg nog during the holiday season
preg nog by jinjamu December 15, 2008
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pregnosaur 

A derogatory word for a pregnant woman.

Made famous by Al Bundy in Married With Children in Season 6 Episode 5.
Al Bundy "This is the thing that can happen if you let pregnosaurs rule the earth."
pregnosaur by Rasta Clat January 13, 2010

Pregnopoly 

1) you stay in a relationship with a man/woman because you have a child/children in common; 2) a woman gets pregnant with a child for the purpose of trying to keep the relationship; 3) a man trapped in the child support system; 4) when one stays in a relationship for the children's sake; 5) a parent enduring suffering so that the children maintain their happiness
Use it in a Sentence:
I had a one night stand and now I have a child with a stranger.
My baby mother lives with me and is still taking me for child support.
I stayed in my marriage thirteen years longer than I had to because we have children involved.I am stuck in a pregnopoly.
My son's father said he would kill me if I tried to leave him.
Pregnopoly by Ablaque February 6, 2013

Pregnorant 

A woman who has 2 or more children by more than 1 father and is pregnant again by a third or more father.
Did you hear that she's pregnant again and doesn't know who the dad is I swear to god I think she's Pregnorant.
Pregnorant by Edward Gobea January 24, 2008
A Woman looking pregnant but isn't actually.
'Is she pregant?'
'No, she looks it but shes just a fat cow...shes a pregnot!'
pregnot by the count January 13, 2006

pregnotaur

A girl that suddenly gains a massive amount of weight from out of the blue, creating an assumption of preggers, possibly one of a pregnant dinosaur and/or minotaur. Excessive ugliness added to such a state can also lead to centaur allusions.
wow... Is Noel Pregnotaur?
pregnotaur by Shats Bassoon May 16, 2006
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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