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Penocity 

The velocity in which a males penis is sliding in an out of an object.
Guy 1: Dude you should have seen me banging this hot chick last night!

Guy 2: I wish i could have! What was your Penocity?
Penocity by BGerdes June 5, 2011
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Pregnority

The authority one gets while being pregnant.
Kristy wanted coffee at four o'clock in the morning and used her pregnority to make Tristan get her some.
Pregnority by Intero Act October 30, 2011

premiocity 

To surpass even the most supreme of the supreme. To be more than supreme, to be indifferent.
The Premiocity of that poker hand was just Gandhi.

pregocity 

The act of your girlfriend being pregnant; usually unintentionally.
guy: pregocity confirmed
guy2: your gf is preggers?
guy: si
guy2: crap man, any idea who the father is?
pregocity by dewdude September 9, 2010

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008