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Pregnoid 

A clever portmanteau of "pregnant" and "paranoid"; generally used by females to describe the unsettling feeling following an unsafe (hetero)sexual act.
The condom broke? Fuck, I'm gonna be pregnoid this month!
Pregnoid by IUarileya February 23, 2011
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PregnAIDS 

When you have a one night stand, and both impregnate and contract AIDS from your partner.
Hey sweetie, I know we haven't talked in a month, but I thought you should know I'm pregnant, and it's yours. Oh yeah, and I have AIDS. Call your lawyer and your doctor, you're PregnAIDS.
PregnAIDS by Brewer Matt X October 25, 2013

Vice-Pregnidency 

The embarrassingly hormonal situation of being pregnant while being Vice President. A condition guaranteed to land a book deal.
Overheard at the watercooler: "Sarah Palin, at 45, may have had her last opportunity for a Vice-Pregnidency. She's so inspirational! With the Lord's help, and another Republican National Convention, I think she can do it!
Vice-Pregnidency by artfulmark November 29, 2009

preganoid 

Stop being preganoid Katie, just because your boobs hurt and you feel sick, it doesn't mean you have a baby up in your pregnodes.
preganoid by Trumpet Face January 20, 2017

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026