d1. the act of strategically situating one's penis prior to an inevitable erection in order to avoid embarrassment
d2. tucking your flacid dick somewhere not noticeable when you know you're about to get a boner
d2. tucking your flacid dick somewhere not noticeable when you know you're about to get a boner
She's really cute and I know she's a long hugger so I did a preemptive tuck into the waistband before we said goodbye.
by hewhocreatesall August 8, 2010