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Contraction of "pr0n" and the french word "poney" (pony).
Can be used as an adjective either to describe small horses having sexual intercourse, or something that seems cute but you find disturbing.
Two people are in a barn :

"- Hey look, these two ponies are getting laid !
- Gross !! Dude, you know I hate pr0ney !"

"- Hey Barry, see how my kitty licks itself. He's SOOOO cute when he does that !
- Mhhh, that's kinda pr0ney though..."
pr0ney by ta_mere January 19, 2010
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(1) Pornographic Material viewed, obtained or created via Computer.

(2) Word used to evade spellling filters which look for the word 'Porn'

(3) Used to describe material which is deserving of (or will be subjected to) the degree of intense speculation and overeager viewing normally reserved for high quality pornography.
(1) I downloaded some great Pr0n last night from Kazaa

(2) lol net.cop dont filter pr0n in the watch list

(3) check out this ones specs - 15K 3D MARK!!!
pr0n by Jez April 25, 2003

pr0ncrastinating 

the act of utilizing pornography when you should really be doing something else
"Michael caught Weslee pr0ncrastinating while the sales system was down."
1.The act of being attacked in an embarrassing manner with the use of pornographic material.

2. The defacement of a possession or property with use of a pornographic material.
1. Matthew's website got pr0ned yesterday by a bunch of punks. Now it's filled with pictures of pr0n! How 1337!!11

2. Bob was "pr0ned" when someone stuck a pornographic picture on his back.
pr0ned by I Pwn j00! August 6, 2005

pr0n cocktail 

A variety of different articles of pornography. often arranged in a small bouquet or other festive packaging. Not for use with "cocktail sauce", though can result in "tartar sauce"
"Dude, i let my friend borrow my pr0n cocktail, and when he gave it back it was practically saturated in tartar sauce"
pr0n cocktail by Fireconverse November 21, 2004
Derived from porn Pr0n has an added astericks which means star, basically meaning porn star
pr0n* by Joshua Patton December 9, 2004
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