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Contraction of "pr0n" and the french word "poney" (pony).
Can be used as an adjective either to describe small horses having sexual intercourse, or something that seems cute but you find disturbing.
Two people are in a barn :

"- Hey look, these two ponies are getting laid !
- Gross !! Dude, you know I hate pr0ney !"

"- Hey Barry, see how my kitty licks itself. He's SOOOO cute when he does that !
- Mhhh, that's kinda pr0ney though..."
pr0ney by ta_mere January 19, 2010
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1.The act of being attacked in an embarrassing manner with the use of pornographic material.

2. The defacement of a possession or property with use of a pornographic material.
1. Matthew's website got pr0ned yesterday by a bunch of punks. Now it's filled with pictures of pr0n! How 1337!!11

2. Bob was "pr0ned" when someone stuck a pornographic picture on his back.
pr0ned by I Pwn j00! August 6, 2005
Related Words
What you press when you're teh hr0ny f0r teh pr0n.
"Dude, I am hr0ny f0r teh pr0n."
"Dude, press your pr0nkey."
pr0nkey by Soiled Undergarment August 13, 2003
A very subtle way of saying that something is pornographic. One of those cute little ways of changing a word, making it suitable to maybe be said in front or seen by adult.

Used frequently in descriping Fanfics.
"Read my Harry Potter fan fic; it's very pr0ny"

"Much as I try to make Fleur/Krum romantic and sweet, it's always too pr0ny"
pr0ny by Charlie Brownie July 24, 2008
Descriptive word for something/someone that's lame, naff, dull or in some way prudish or frumpy. Used in a light-hearted or comic way.
"My mum says I have to wear these reflective strips when I cross the road at night so cars can see me."
"Oh my god, that's so pruney."

"Christian rock is complete prunes."

"Gillian McKeith is such a prune."
Pruney by prunellaprunes June 25, 2009
A name.
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Praney by DinD0ngPIZZA November 23, 2019

Pruney Peter 

Use this term when telling a guy you banged his sister, mom, girl he likes etc. Always be hole specific as to help add to the hilarity of the situation. Hopefully he will be too disgusted from the mental picture to beat your ass. Also used to make a sex story more vivid and funny.
Dude I was layin' the cable in your mom so long I got left with a bad case of pruney Peter.
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