Pownal

The smallest, most unknown town in Vermont; Full of rednecks, trailer parks, and cows; Hosts the Pownal Fair every year.

Bobbi-Jo: "Where the hell is Pownal, VT?!"
Joe-Bob: "Stay on this road until you see the big farm with the trailer park out back, then take a left onto Carhart Road, and dont forget to visit the Pownal Fair!!"

by wishididntlivehere123 March 19, 2009

Pownal, Vermont

not the worst place in Vermont but not the best either...its kinda like one of those so-so towns. Pownal Vermont has been viewed as the "Hillbillyville" of the 802...but really what place in Vermont doesnt have hillbillies, cows, rednecks, mud, green mountains, and snow?! One upside is no matter what season it is, people always have fun...snowmobiling over frozen lakes, snowboarding off roofs, diving off cliffs into freezing water, fourwheeling till you're caked in mud, and drinkin beer no matter what time of day it is...

Bill: "Why do you like Pownal, Vermont so much?"
Tom: "Lived there my whole life."
Bill: "Seems like a pretty shitty place to live."
Tom: "Nahhh, you get use to the manure smell after a while..."

by 802daisyduke February 23, 2011

Pownal Fair

When a bunch of hillbillies gather to drink beer, watch 10 fireworks, and tap dance in Pownal Vt.

Bill: "Hey, y'all headin downta the Pownal Fair taday?"
Tom: "Hell YeAh! I'm gonna git drunk and do the tractor pull!"
Jim: "An IM gonna tap dance and sing bad care-EEE-oo-kee til the firework!!"

by iwishididntlivehere123 March 19, 2009

Pownal, Vermont

The armpit of the state of Vermont. The people here are not friendly and don't take kindly to your kind, all while deeply protecting their ways of incest, spitting contests and complaining about how rocky their fields are. The only thing good ever to happen to this town is the former Green Mountain Race track, now nothing more then a decaying woodpile along route 7 that gives shelter to homeless people, druggies and the occasional lunatic who believes that he is Abraham Lincoln. Pownal does have one up side, it makes people from Bennington feel better about them selves.

Person 1: wow look at all the raging suck!
Person 2: welcome to Pownal, Vermont bro!

by Steve802 March 31, 2009

Pownasaurus

Typically a 12 year-old boy, whose balls have no quite dropped yet. Playing COD or Halo, screaming at the top of his squeaky annoying voice whenever he feels he has accomplished something of importance. Not to be confused with the Pownasaurus-Rex . A middle-aged balding version of the pre-teen Pownasaurus. Who, despite the dropping of balls, still sucks at life.

"AHHH DOOOD! I am totally like the POWNASAURUS right now! I definately just jumped into that vehicle, damn right, POWNASAURUS on the prowl!!!"
"Man...STFU you squeaky voiced beeeyyotch!"

by Fowlerz March 16, 2009

pwnality

To be taken out or schooled so hard that there's not a chance in hell one could ever recover with any type of comeback or anything what-so-ever.
1: Best way to describe an aftermath.
1: To be completly destroyed.
2: Not even a remotely fair fight.
3: Like a tank made out of legos Vs a real tank.

"Wtf was he thinking!? poor kid didn't stand a chance...
total pwnality."

by Daniel Bressie December 9, 2008

pornalized

Pornalized: The useless, wedged, pornpopped state a computer is in after a pornoholic goes on a pornathon, while oblivious to safe browsing habits.

Phillip went on a Pornathon last night, his computer is so pornalized, a mega porn storm, I couldn't even login in safe mode. I'm going to have to rebuild his computer from scratch.

by jaytho June 29, 2012