powerlifter

Fat hairy white guy who shaves his head and grows a goatee while binging on McDonalds and listening to heavy metal music but can put up massive weight in the squat, bench press, and deadlift.

Said lifts are done with the smallest range of motion possible while wearing suits with hydraulics.

Said McDonalds is offset by anabolic steroids which build a massive amount of muscle. You just can't see it though because all that muscle is behind a layer of fat because powerlifters weigh 308+ pounds.

Nonetheless, powerlifters are strong as hell and could kick your ass.

Skinny guy: Look at that fat powerlifter benching with a 2 inch range of motion.
Skinny guy's Friend: He could still kick your ass and rape you until you love him though.

powerlifter by hbn7890 November 18, 2009

powerlifter

Powerlifter. (noun) Person that competes in the sport of powerlifting.

1) John competes in powerlifting competitions, that makes him a powerlifter.

powerlifter by powerlifter January 14, 2009

Powerlifter Shit 

When someone, who is a powerlifter, Defecates. Often resulting in a clogged toilet due to the sheer amount of fecal matter they release due to constantly being in a state of caloric surplus.

Hey Bob, don't go in the washroom man. I think Jack just took one of his Massive Powerlifter Shits again and flooded the entire bathroom after attempting to flush.

Powerlifter Shit by Shmunky June 21, 2023

powerlifting 

the sport of dinosaurs. lifting the most weight in the bench press, squat and deadlift is the name of the game.
chucks are the shoe of the sport

the record bench press for a powerlifter is 1005#

powerlifting by niggasense May 1, 2005

powerliner 

-A strait up pimp
-Juan John the Magic Don calls powerline for advise
-The most hardcore Marines of the airwing with out them there would be no marine air power
-Know for punking out avi s/s t/r m/c and weak a$$ airflamers.
-What Airflamers want to be when they grow up.
-What the wifes and girl friends of airflamers want to f**k if only they werent so fat and ugly
-King Kong aint got sh!t on powerline (direct quote from Denzel Washington)
-Gods back up plan incase chuck norris goes to far

Airflamer-hey honey you wanna go screw.
Airflamer wife-No i wish i could screw a powerliner if only i wasnt so fat and ugly.
Airflamer-Its ok ive been getting pounded in the a$$ all day by my shop maybe you can just do me to.
Juan John the Magic Don-Hey hoe get a powerliner on the phone i need to know how to deal with these hoes.

powerliner by Airframe shop June 22, 2008