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Power Wash

To ejaculate onto a woman's face so forcefully that it distorts her makeup, like a powerwasher pushing dirt off the side of a house.
"I offered to power wash Mrs. Johnson's house for $100, but she didn't have any money so she paid by letting me power wash her."
Power Wash by Mr. Lang June 8, 2009

power wash

When a person shits their pants and cleans it by pissing onto the stain.
Johnny accidentally pooped himself and had no option but to power wash it with his own urine.
power wash by big al 69 September 4, 2013

power wash

The act of performing anal sex on a woman, then putting your penis in her mouth and receiving a blow job immediately after without cleaning it off.
I pounded Sara in the ass for 30 minutes then she put my junk in her mouth and blew me. Chick gave me a power wash!
power wash by Andy_W February 15, 2007

power wash

taking a shower immediately upon 'giving birth' to a particularly messy 'def'
shit! this def left a terrible mess in my rump (such a silly word!) i'm going to have to power wash!

power washing is the only way i'm going to clean this dung!!

upon 'blowing one', i soon realized it was going to require a power wash
power wash by michael foolsley February 12, 2010

Power Wash

When a person urinates inside their partner’s bootyhole during anal intercourse
Me and John were so horny I gave him a power wash last night
Power Wash by Jaysea May 18, 2022

power wash

When someone pisses on another's asshole to clean it after a messy shit. Like a bidet, but warmer.
I just had some awful diarrhea, can you power wash me? I'm in a hurry!
power wash by culboy6969 August 1, 2024