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powder pump

Noun
If you play a sport where there's any system of brotherhood (football, basketball, jousting etc.) In the locker room, some guy (usually the widest kid) would pat you on the gouche/anal area with talcum powder of some sort, burns like hell
Normal player: good game guys, let's hit the showers

Fucking weird ass kid: I can't wait to give Jeffrey a powder pump, his balls are HUGE.
powder pump by Freaky Pussy Popper August 17, 2017

penis pumping power 

used as a cool term for radical, good luck, fuck you, and well penis pumping power.
Hey look he is doing a penis pumping power!

Pumpkin Power 

Interracial couple, usually black male with white woman.
There’s a pumpkin power (right fist in the air)

powerdump 

A common variant of dump, the powerdump often occurs when one has diahrrea, has eaten something just a little too spicy, or has held it in just way too long. According to extensive reasearch on the powerdump, the majority of people who undergo it often say that it is one of the more unpleasant kinds of dumps. When taking a powerdump, it is not unusual to firmly grip the underside of the toilet seat to maintain stability.
Man, Rick had to take a powerdump last night, and he ended up spewing crap all over the place before he could sit down. Now my bathroom's ruined.
powerdump by Rastablowtorch August 27, 2005

Powerdump 

A kind of dump when one has to quickly enter and exit the bathroom. Aside from the speed, it is no different from a normal dump. No corners may be cut to reduce the time.
Guy: "Dude, they'll deduct minutes from my paycheck if it takes me longer than a minute to go to the bathroom."

Friend: "Looks like you need to take a powerdump"
Powerdump by Argetlahm June 17, 2008

Powerdump 

To squat down and allow the fecal matter to come out of your ass.

To clean the colon.
Did you see Dave on tv last week? No what happened? Dave came out, squatted down and took a massive powerdump all over the place.
Powerdump by ducknukem2999 December 17, 2008