Pumpkin-Poker Share definition Flag One who engages in sexual intercourse with a woman who's skin is tanned to an orange hew, resembling a pumpkin. Especially if she's kinda chub-chub. Gross Dude! Your pokin' a pumpkin! Your a pumpkin-poker! Pumpkin-Poker by The One And Only Mountain January 16, 2009 Get the Pumpkin-Poker mug.