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powerhug 

the most powerful thing in the known universe, it has the destructive ability to tear holes in the cosmos if preformed incorrectly and provides a feeling 1000 times greater then an orgasm when proformed correctly. origanally designed as a weapon of mass distruction by nazi leader adolf hitler, the powerhug proved much more dangerous then anything ever thought to have existed. recently 2 kfc inployees each possecing pure epicness (the particles that created god) reformed the powerhug into a modern day gesture of happiness/epicness and have passed the tecnique onto fellow believers.
dude i sold so much cock, lets powerhug that shit
powerhug by powermastersfromkfc March 31, 2010

mario powerups 

Magic mushrooms

Mario ate mushrooms in the classic NES game to get larger, aka powerups

Used so the word "mushroom" doesn't have to be said. This of course conceals what is really being talked about.
"Hey, I heard you were looking for some of them Mario powerups"

powerdump 

A common variant of dump, the powerdump often occurs when one has diahrrea, has eaten something just a little too spicy, or has held it in just way too long. According to extensive reasearch on the powerdump, the majority of people who undergo it often say that it is one of the more unpleasant kinds of dumps. When taking a powerdump, it is not unusual to firmly grip the underside of the toilet seat to maintain stability.
Man, Rick had to take a powerdump last night, and he ended up spewing crap all over the place before he could sit down. Now my bathroom's ruined.
powerdump by Rastablowtorch August 27, 2005

Powerhampton 

A sad bunch of losers. Nobody really cares about them, they are also largely known as the lamest Brockhampton gc out there
Eww... Look it's one of those Powerhampton members, better get the hell out of here.
Powerhampton by Cfgbhtwt November 22, 2018

Powerhungry tool 

A person who acts as if he is better than someone else and abuses power, namely the banhammer.
Dan: I'm 1337, bitch.
Tracy: You powerhungry Tool.

Powerdump 

A kind of dump when one has to quickly enter and exit the bathroom. Aside from the speed, it is no different from a normal dump. No corners may be cut to reduce the time.
Guy: "Dude, they'll deduct minutes from my paycheck if it takes me longer than a minute to go to the bathroom."

Friend: "Looks like you need to take a powerdump"
Powerdump by Argetlahm June 17, 2008