potatotude

Is when you have a potato attitude.. just blah and without a personality. I have lived somewhere in the North-West where some people are just Blah, redneck, boring, xenophobe, judgmental; and need to tour the world to get some culture.

Some girls in Idaho have potatotude.
You are acting like you suffer from potatotude.
Not all Idahoan girls have potatotude.
She is so blah I think she might have potatotude.
You don't get potatotude from eating too many fries, but you might get it from having the head full of mashed potaters. it's also called potatotudness or potatudness.

by U-cf June 7, 2010

Potatocide

The killing of one's potato. Like matricide and patricide are the killing of one's parents, potatocide is the killing of one's potato.

"OMG he committed potatocide!"
"Gasp why?!? Potatoes are too beautiful to kill."

by theunicorn67 January 12, 2015

potatotope

Any of the various permutations of potatoes enjoyed by many modern and ancient civilizations such as gnocchi, latkes, mashed potatoes and of course vodka.

5/18/2022
KELSEY
| What's your favorite form of potato
ME
| Gnocchi
KELSEY
| I'm not sure I've ever heard that
ME
| Lolol
| What's yours
KELSEY
| Mashed! It's my comfort food
ME
| Another excellent potatotope
KELSEY
| I'm calling them potatotopes forever 😂
ME
| Potatotope
KELSEY
| Potatotopatope
| We should edit the English language
ME
| We just did

| You can't uninvent a word
| I'm gonna make an urban dictionary entry for it so it will

| be forever enshrined in the annals of the internet

by chern0byl May 18, 2022

Potatotize

/v/ 1. to become a potato 2. to make something into a potato

When I got home from school I totally potatotized on the couch.

by xeli37 June 13, 2016