PotatoKing 

King of the potatoes that command the potato army with a mushy fist. With Great Power comes Great Taste

PotatoKing sent his potato army to give the humans a good feast

PotatoKing by PotatoPrince November 5, 2012

Potating 

verb

the act of turning into a potato.

Man #1: "Hey man, whatcha been up to?"
Man #2: "Nothing much. Just dating and potating."

Potating by Goatman Gamer February 27, 2023

potating 

The verb form of potato; the action of being a potato or acting like a potato.

Jenna was potating and thus everyone thought she was a freaky weirdo.

potating by Jennathetaco July 17, 2012

Potato King 

A person with worldwide notoriety who just likes to hear himself talk. They speak their mind without actually thinking. They spew total nonsense the majority of the time. Usually honored with the emojis of a potato and a crown 🥔👑. Some would say it is their coat of arms.

Donald Trump is now the top ranking Potato King.

Potato King by Fry Farmer May 24, 2019

potatoing 

its when you tape a potato to your dick to make the tip bigger during sex

Baby tape a potato to your dick and lets do some potatoing

potatoing by shrekisgod420 December 17, 2016

potatoing 

Spending lazy time on a couch watching tv, from the expression couch potato

- What have you been doing this weekend ?
- Nothing, just potatoing

potatoing by Bastien April 28, 2008

Potatoing 

When someone acts Insanely crazy or starts asking questions that make no sense. Usually happens due to lack of sleep.

Aiden: can worms cry...?

Emma: go to sleep, your potatoing
Aiden: I lock worms up in my basement and use their skin as pencil grippies
Emma: go to sleep, you're potatoing too much

Potatoing by Potatoing September 14, 2016