Potato Puss 

I don't believe in SCOTUS. I have a SCROTUS!

"I don't believe in POTUS. I believe in POTATO PUSS and that's about it!"

Potato Puss by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 8, 2023

potato pussy

To have a very loose pussy and is so fat it looks like a potato

"did you see her pussy she's such a thot she has a potato pussy now."

potato pussy by opiumftw June 14, 2015

Mashed Potato Pussy Fucker 

One who enjoys the very cheesiest of tacos. Said vagina is generally so engulfed is a puss like substance that it is barely distinguishable from a bowl of mashed potatos.

Man, Sanjeep is such a mashed potato pussy fucker. He was in the shower last night and his cock fell off due to extreme rot.

Mashed Potato Pussy Fucker by Steve Penis October 7, 2007

Potato Pussy

the form 4 people make when doing it:

2 people on top kissing
2 people on bottom licking whatever is between the legs of of the 2 on top

"the losing team (volleyball) has to be the bottom part of the potato pussy"

Potato Pussy by fishboyultra June 9, 2008

mashed potato pussy 

When a white girl shaves her pussy and there is still blank ingrown hairs.

"Dude she's got that mashed potato pussy."

mashed potato pussy by dangercatxo August 16, 2017

Potato Pussy Pocket 

A hill made of kitten.

Etymology:

Potato -> potus, Old German meaning pile
Pussy -> puss, Middle English meaning domestic cat
Pocket-> poku, Aramaic meaning filled (with)

Well we lost the litter and threw all that kitten in the potato pussy pocket.

Potato Pussy Pocket by squirrelbouquet April 26, 2021

Potato Pussy Pocket 

A hill made of kitten.

Etymology:

Potato -> potus, Old German meaning pile
Pussy -> puss, Middle English meaning domestic cat
Pocket-> poku, Aramaic meaning filled (with)

Well we lost the litter and threw all that kitten in the potato pussy pocket.

Potato Pussy Pocket by squirrelbouquet April 26, 2021