Potato Puss

I don't believe in SCOTUS. I have a SCROTUS!

"I don't believe in POTUS. I believe in POTATO PUSS and that's about it!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 8, 2023

potato pussy

To have a very loose pussy and is so fat it looks like a potato

"did you see her pussy she's such a thot she has a potato pussy now."

by opiumftw June 14, 2015

Mashed Potato Pussy Fucker

One who enjoys the very cheesiest of tacos. Said vagina is generally so engulfed is a puss like substance that it is barely distinguishable from a bowl of mashed potatos.

Man, Sanjeep is such a mashed potato pussy fucker. He was in the shower last night and his cock fell off due to extreme rot.

by Steve Penis October 7, 2007

Potato Pussy

the form 4 people make when doing it:

2 people on top kissing
2 people on bottom licking whatever is between the legs of of the 2 on top

"the losing team (volleyball) has to be the bottom part of the potato pussy"

by fishboyultra June 9, 2008

mashed potato pussy

When a white girl shaves her pussy and there is still blank ingrown hairs.

"Dude she's got that mashed potato pussy."

by dangercatxo August 16, 2017

Potato Pussy Pocket

A hill made of kitten.

Etymology:

Potato -> potus, Old German meaning pile
Pussy -> puss, Middle English meaning domestic cat
Pocket-> poku, Aramaic meaning filled (with)

Well we lost the litter and threw all that kitten in the potato pussy pocket.

by squirrelbouquet April 26, 2021

Potato Pussy Pocket

A hill made of kitten.

Etymology:

Potato -> potus, Old German meaning pile
Pussy -> puss, Middle English meaning domestic cat
Pocket-> poku, Aramaic meaning filled (with)

Well we lost the litter and threw all that kitten in the potato pussy pocket.

by squirrelbouquet April 26, 2021