PosTSD 

When you have PTSD from working with a bad Point of Sale computer.

I'm sorry. I'm having flashbacks! It's my PosTSD it acts up when I see a new POS at a resteraunt.

PosTSD by Charlie T. June 24, 2024

Potsdam Pottery 

An up and cuming sex move, which takes place between a large male and small female. The move was originally founded by Jolo and Mara in Potsdam, Germany. The female is positioned like a manual pencil sharpener atop a firm pencil. She is then spun around like a slab of clay on a potter's wheel. The ritual is complete when the clay is perfectly decorated and glazed.

Jolo: How would you like to try the Potsdam Pottery?
Mara: What's that?
Jolo: We are about to make history.
Mara: Umm okay.
Jolo: I'm going to make your world spin, literally...

Potsdam Pottery by Gerald 69 February 3, 2013

Gator Posts 

As in instigator. Instigating posts made intentionally to piss you off. Not to be confused with trolls and their damn trolling, gator posts are done by someone PRETENDING to be against something. A gator touches a keyboard to push buttons for control of your mind or a thread.

Those "Justin Beiber is gay!" gator posts are from his biggest secret admirers!

Gator Posts by Summerbees February 14, 2012

keep me posted 

A phrase used to tell someone to keep them informed about what happens in the meantime. Kinda like asking to keep you updated of all the things that happen in your absence.

My best friend (in online chat): "Dude, I'm at the valley now for the fight with that dude . Gonna kill that mofo here who's been threatening me since last month. I'll beat the crap out of him here tonight.

Me: "Alright, keep me posted on what happens! Also, let me know if I shall bring a wheelchair to take you back from the valley after your fight.

My best friend: "Fuck you, man!"

keep me posted by douche1998 May 2, 2015

postdoc-osphere

A term to describe the realm of short term university appointments inhabited by postdocs.

"Did he get that professor job."

"No way dude, now he's applying for another post-doc. I wonder if he'll be be spending his whole life in the

postdoc-osphere."

postdoc-osphere by Hank the Monster October 17, 2009

Potsdam Giant 

A guy with an unusually large penis who is too protective of it to use it.

Frederick William had a huge weapon but would never take it into battle -- what a Potsdam Giant.

Potsdam Giant by ChefBoyardee69 May 10, 2010

postiductomy 

1 To describe an adhesive object stuck onto an individual.

2 One's excessive attachment to another.

ORIGIN: (21st Century) Originally derived from a Post-it stuck on Moe Yen. New meaning inspired by very tight-knit relationships, not necessarily used in a negative connotation.

1 Moe had a serious case of postiductomy as she panicked when a Post-it was stuck to her.

2 Jill was diagnosed with postiductomy when Jack wanted to be around Jane 24/7.

postiductomy by moewowotak June 2, 2008