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The state of being pwnd through a web post.
You've been postpwnd!
postpwnd by daveman7 October 22, 2009
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Geting an Afterlife kill or kill after your death
Nick: My KillStreak is over i got PostPwnd
Nolan: Then you shouldn't teabag a guy with martyrdom
Postpwnd by Monster Unicorn December 28, 2010
the unfortunate result of receiving late news on an important schedule change.
rehearsal was moved to tomorrow and I already travelled an hour and a half in traffic to get here. I totally got postpwnd.
Postpwnd by Beremyjeck September 2, 2010
To delay inevitable pwnage, esp. in a game where you're playing a noob but you at least give him a chance
I was playing this noob, but I was feeling nice that day so I postpwned him.
postpwn by dhfbednchfb March 1, 2010

postpwned 

An act of retroactive pwning. A delayed pwnage.
Laura: Yeah well you have sand bag tits!
Jessica: Dude she left the room...
Laura: Yeah she just got postpwned!
postpwned by Asabukie February 8, 2008

postpwnment 

It is a formal declaration issued in the event that you will pwn someone at a later date and time if you cannot presently do it. A postpwnment is normally declared when you yourself have been pwned, but do not have the time to retaliate.
Yesterday Dave totally pwned me in CS, but I was too damn tired, so I issued a postpwnment until next week.
postpwnment by Dr.Gutin January 31, 2006

PostPandemik 

A State of mind which makes you aware
Damn, Don't mess with him. He's Postpandemik state of mind.
PostPandemik by postpandemik May 23, 2020
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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