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Geting an Afterlife kill or kill after your death
Nick: My KillStreak is over i got PostPwnd
Nolan: Then you shouldn't teabag a guy with martyrdom
Postpwnd by Monster Unicorn December 28, 2010
the unfortunate result of receiving late news on an important schedule change.
rehearsal was moved to tomorrow and I already travelled an hour and a half in traffic to get here. I totally got postpwnd.
Postpwnd by Beremyjeck September 2, 2010
To delay inevitable pwnage, esp. in a game where you're playing a noob but you at least give him a chance
I was playing this noob, but I was feeling nice that day so I postpwned him.
postpwn by dhfbednchfb March 1, 2010

postpwned 

An act of retroactive pwning. A delayed pwnage.
Laura: Yeah well you have sand bag tits!
Jessica: Dude she left the room...
Laura: Yeah she just got postpwned!
postpwned by Asabukie February 8, 2008

postpwnment 

It is a formal declaration issued in the event that you will pwn someone at a later date and time if you cannot presently do it. A postpwnment is normally declared when you yourself have been pwned, but do not have the time to retaliate.
Yesterday Dave totally pwned me in CS, but I was too damn tired, so I issued a postpwnment until next week.
postpwnment by Dr.Gutin January 31, 2006

PostPandemik 

A State of mind which makes you aware
Damn, Don't mess with him. He's Postpandemik state of mind.
PostPandemik by postpandemik May 23, 2020
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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