postfartum depression
When you let out such a relieving, loud, or satisfying fart that you get depressed when its finally over.
postfartum depression by P-scrizzle December 17, 2015
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postfartum depression
Remorse following the act of flatulating. Cause can be various. E.g., one tries to flatulate but soils one's underwear as well (see shart); one's flatus turns out to have an unexpectedly unpleasant quality (usually strength or abundance); (most common) an attractive person approaches after one has flatulated, leading to panic and lost opportunities for flirtation and/or sex.
The boys had fun horsing around in the car on the freeway until one of them sharted. There was nowhere to stop. Their laughter died out and postfartum depression kicked in.
postfartum depression by The Glandsman's Apprentice January 17, 2008
Postfartum Depression
The feeling of remorse, disgust, or overall awkwardness that comes over an individual or group after someone farts, usually used when the flatulence has ruined the mood or flow.
Postfartum Depression by DEER0123 October 22, 2010
post fartum depression
The sense of let down after your cat, dog, or spouse does not recognize your fart with as much enthusiasm as you were feeling it deserved.
I was suffering from post fartum depression when Whiskers only lazily looked up and closed her eyes.
post fartum depression by Ae5Ea8 February 3, 2015
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postsantum depression
(typical Monday after Christmas office discussion)
Holy hell, why is Michelle ragging it with me?
It's not just you, she's got a bad case of postsantum depression.
Holy hell, why is Michelle ragging it with me?
It's not just you, she's got a bad case of postsantum depression.
postsantum depression by OldFart77 December 26, 2009
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Beach postpartum depression
When you leave a beach vacation and have to get back to the real world. First few days you have serious depression.
Beach postpartum depression by Jellybean2oo3 June 16, 2016
Post-Fartum Depression
When you fart really loud and good and you get depressed after it's over, (as defined by the show "Practical Jokers" on TruTV, Season 1, Episode 42)
Post-Fartum Depression by Nunya Bid Ness November 20, 2018
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