Postill 

A noble surname, originating from medieval Europe. Considered royalty in sections of Europe in modern times, however, many descendants have migrated across the world to live ‘ordinary’ lives in which they keep their status a secret.

"I could never go out with a Postill, I'm not worthy enough"

Postill by SueDoe October 23, 2009

pootillo 

1. n. The large, usually painful deuce that will take place within 24 hours of eating at Portillo's.

The two polish sausages and the hot Italian beef really hit the spot, but man, I can already feel the pootillo brewing.

pootillo by picc285 July 6, 2019

Postilar 

A person who continues to support and claim that a presidential candidate from the previous election after the fact still deserves the presidency. No positive or negative notation implied, depends on context.

'Con-Postilar' Context:
A Clinton Postilar dickhead in the November of 2016 election in the USA decided that s/he/whateverpronoun was going to continue recognize Hillary as the should-be-recognized true presidential candidate.

'Pro-Postilar' context:
A Clinton Postilar of 2016 continues to support Hillary because the alternative seemed cruel to wish upon America, and the popular vote was not considered.

'Neutral-Postilar' Context:
A Clinton Postilar in 2016 continues to support Hillary because that person does not recognize the electoral ballot as a legitimate way to elect a President, as well as the possibility that it can lead to a minority power corruption. Whether or not this is true, is up to you.

Postilar by (9+10)x2 = 42 | 42x10 = 420 March 22, 2017

Pontillin

When you’re heavy chillin.

Me n the boys were soooooo pontillin.

Pontillin by JonoKay March 24, 2019

Hark, I hear postil shits! 

The shitfaced stage actor’s delivery of the line: “Hark, I hear pistol shots!”

Well you sad motherfuckers who’ve paid good money to see me perform tonight, “Hark, I hear postil shits!”

Hark, I hear postil shits! by Dr Bunnygirl October 6, 2020

fruit pastilles friday 

The day at the end of the working week where those involved bring fruit pastilles to work to help make the day enjoyable.

Hey man, bringing those pastilles for fruit pastilles friday tomorrow?
Yeah bro, the pastilles are on me!

fruit pastilles friday by Daws February 28, 2009

Postell 

A Postell (last name) is simply amazing! They are very sweet, sexy, athletic, funny, and blessed when it comes to how they are in bed and the size they are. They are great companions and are very loyal. If you are lucky enough to have a Postell then you better keep him

Met a Postell last night and it was the greates night I have ever had! Best sex too!

Postell by They're all taken December 20, 2016